ATTENTION! Astrological forecast for all signs of the zodiac for 2016. The true truth about what awaits us in the Year of the Monkey

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Goes year Goats, comes A monkey.

We'll have to exchange cabbage for bananas ...

Although ... If there is a lot of cabbage, let yourself lie in a secluded place, you will always have time to rush to the bank.

Fire monkey - this is not a simple goat for you! What a trick will throw out is unclear.

And because an extra pack of greens come in handy.

Positive horoscope for 2016

Aries

Especially it does not hurt the accumulation of finances to Aries, who in the coming year will continue to try to make the world better, and at the same time to charm it with their indefatigable energy.

Down with Sharm el-Sheikh, good-bye, Antalya! Aries will break out into the open spaces of their homeland: hello, Crimea, the Far East, Sochi.

Relax and try to finally have fun, gentlemen. Monkey you help!

Taurus

Solid Taurus can breathe a sigh of relief: the troubled Goat is removed, flirting with hoofs. You can still make the sounds of joyous mooing, so pleasant to the ears of the Monkey.

Moreover, the stars promise a lot of positive changes to workaholics-Taurus.

And some will lose their head from happiness!

Twins

Confident, Gemini, more confident! Leave the hesitation, get rid of the rubbish in the soul and the apartment, finally take care of yourself.

Fire Monkey favors you, because the duality and unpredictability of its natural quality.

And do not be afraid to acquire offspring, everything will be fine: twins usually appear in a generation ...

Crayfish

"Not one step back!" - the new motto of Rakov.

Cooperate with Pisces (and their fishing rod), and the lack of birds more than compensates for the Monkey.

In a society of like-minded people, your ship will go exactly where it belongs.

A lion

Remove this royal face, it does not suit you! A monkey will surely pull the tail (or something else ... a mane, for example) in order to tease an overly stately Leo.

All affairs can not be redone, and the fate of the world, even the kings alone can not be solved.

But the smiling Lions Monkey joker will make its favorites: from attention, glory and mad love, do not turn away!

Virgo

Scrupulous Virgin in 2016 will go peddling. The monkey will share such ideas with neat and shy people that even Mars will turn red in shame.

Full freedom and no responsibility - exactly what you want so long winter (and summer especially) evenings.

Do not miss, as they say!

Libra

Libra has a lot of cases: the whole year will have to be weighed a lot and often, on business and just like that.

A monkey as a joke will endow them with reckless courage.

So the arm is usually restrained and calculating everything in advance. It is better not to fall into Libra!

Scorpio

Scorpion Magic does not affect Monkey, but it likes it. Especially in the sense of love.

But whether love has meaning - neither Scorpios nor Monkeys do not know. They are so good.

Energy rolls over, and you need to be very self-confident person to succumb to someone else's charm.

Sagittarius

Adventurous energy of Sagittarius now and then makes him give advice, fussing out of the blue, amuse those who chew cookies.

Dangerous occupation. Even the Monkey will not always have time to react to a change of scenery.

But inborn optimism and faith in the best work wonders. Although… It is better to restrain ardor. To avoid.

Capricorn

To guide the horns is Capricorn's hobby.

Stubborn, self-confident, but very vulnerable, in the year of the Monkey he their extremes rush to extremes, from the "candle" to the "corkscrew", from the love of hate.

Again, the horns have. So sleep for long!

Aquarius

Aquarius more than anyone else is close to the truth: the New Year does not change anything, you need to change yourself.

Pour water on the mill Aquarius Monkey on hand.

Creative throwing going wild and you don’t have to step on the throat of your own song.

Fish

Urgently go to the shop "Rybak", buy a bamboo fishing pole, cut and distribute to ill-wishers.

Let them smoke on the sidelines while you are moving towards happiness.

Move carefully: Neptune does not swim in the Red Sea (it is not safe there) and does not advise Pisces ...

The moon is now in such a state that you need to urgently look into the past.

What did in the distant past work with monkeys?

Ah, this confused Charles Darwin! Do you know how he would congratulate us?

"Happy New 2016 Year, Monkeys!"

We wish everyone in 2016 - to become a real happy person!

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