After Friday the 13th is Valentine's Day. If the misfortune is not "hooked" on Friday, it will surely catch up with you on Saturday. Nature has never been so cruel. One way or another, most men think in the run up to the holiday of all lovers. This is for the beautiful half of February 14 - another reason to put on a new dress, buy half a ton of "valentines" and indulge in romance from the heart. In men, everything is much more banal. Valentine's Day for them:
March eighth number two
So what: buy flowers, make breakfast, do not drink beer, do not go in shorts around the house, go to a restaurant in the evening. Well, once a year, on women's day. You can suffer. But no, you have to suffer on February 14th. Why not celebrate on such a large scale, for example, the day of the biker? Ah, women? And what: beer, rock and roll, striptease (female, of course) ... What is not romance?
Additional expenses
And not just expenses, but COSTS. On this day, there is confidence that the holiday of lovers and all the hysteria associated with it is a global conspiracy of sellers and restaurateurs. Otherwise, how can one logically explain why three stunted roses on a typical day can be bought for a few hundred, and on February 14, invisible Cupid arrows pin the extra zeroes on the price tag? And so in everything. After all, just the flowers will not suit us: we need a gift, a surprise, a romantic act. For money - minus the stash, minus a hike in the bar with friends, minus one trip to the car service station (for the second month you are going!). The conspiracy is not otherwise.
Hike to a terrible "female" film
Cinematographers love this holiday as much as women. Be sure to release by February something boring, sugary. So this year we will have to stand in line, hardly get tickets and courageously endure the whole session, trying to yawn softly. Or yawn no more than fifty times. By the number of shades.
The need to puzzle over a romantic surprise
As if a man is 15 years old. As if he doesn’t have 12-hour work, gastritis and a broken car (I don’t have money for a car-care center - I spent it on flowers!). But no: you need to throw off the usual image along with the extra pounds, sit on a white horse and put on the armor of a knight. Or lay out her name from the candles under the windows of the house. Or fill the bath with champagne. And all this - for the return gift in the form of shaving foam and valentine. And none of the women will offer a bath of beer or a romantic evening called "You play at the computer, and I always work in the kitchen and keep quiet."
Annoying universal "vanilla"
On the street and in supermarkets dazzled in the eyes of trade calculations with stupid valentines and Chinese "romantic" consumer goods. Sugary annoying cupid and pink-red range of gifts and cards. Angry couples who sincerely believe that kissing on this day on the street and interfering with passersby is the best way to spend a holiday. And one also needs to “build out of oneself” of a sugary boy in love, although he does not look like him either externally (bald head and +25 kg), nor in the shower.
But the most annoying - did the love declaration and flowers presented on any other day of the year have less value than on a holiday imposed by someone? It is better to let such days in the year be more. And Valentine's Day ... Let's leave it to teenagers. It is more convenient for them to express their first feelings by giving each other shy hands with shaking hands greeting cards in the shape of hearts. But we are adults, yes? ... Well, now - gone, slamming the door. I went to the car wash.
